There's a lot to unpack in the lawsuit a woman filed against Walmart after she discovered acetaminophen she took might have caused her child's health problems.
So anyway, they send you the stuff, but they also give you a little tutorial about how you should be using it. Apparently I have been applying the products in my hair incorrectly since, well, ever.
And I'm sure you've got a great story as to why you're out here walking, as well. But please, for the love of your imaginary friend, don't try to tell me about it.