There is a lot of creativity out there when it comes to what people name their Wi-Fi networks in an attempt to keep others from stealing their service, or often just to be funny and give the neighbors a chuckle. Here are some of the best ones we've come across.

  • Virus Distribution Center
  • FBI van
  • No free internet for you!
  • Mom use this one
  • Really slow internet
  • Use this and I shoot you
  • Internet costs money
  • Bill Wi the Science Fi
  • Network not found
  • Look ma no wires
  • Pretty fly for a wi-fi
  • Police surveillance van
  • Please bring vodka to Apt. 1310
  • Drop it likes it's hotspot
  • Get your own internet
  • Your baby is really ugly
  • You're music is really annoying
  • Your grammar is even more annoying
  • Caitlin stop using our internet!
  • Your dog poops in our yard
  • I've seen you naked
  • Dora the internet explora
  • It burns when IP
  • Skynet Global Defense Network
  • I'm cheating on my wifi
  • Van down by the river
  • Silence of the LAN
  • I can haz wireless?
  • Click here for viruses
  • Please connect for identity theft
  • The Net starring Sandra Bullock
  • I now pronounce you man and wifi
  • I'm under your bed
  • Get off my LAN
  • My neighbors suck
  • This LAN is my LAN, this LAN's not your LAN

Do you have a clever or funny wi-fi network name? Do you know of any others?