Happy Festivus 2014
You know what today is? It's Festivus Day of course.
I am still very displeased that we don't have any more Festivus songs than last year, so that's my grievance this year and appears I don't have my aluminum pole this year. So that's two grievances.
I shall demonstrate my feats of strength by opening the medicine jars that I could barely open last year before my surgery and of course the miracle comes after I take the pill and feel a lot better.
I think I'll add the bonus of watching Seinfeld tonight. There should be 24-hours of the Festivus episode on. I guess that's three grievances.
How do you plan to celebrate Festivus? Happy Festivus everyone!