Sometimes when I see an unusual landmark in Illinois, the first thing that comes to mind is wanting to see what's inside and in this case, that opportunity is actually available.
Well, to be fair, my Grandmother used to do all sorts of crafty stuff (she made rugs out of bubble gum wrappers, stuff like that), so I thought it would just.... come out of me.
She just sits around and takes up space while I do all the work. I know you guys are probably thinking I'm being petty and a horrible co-worker. But I have PROOF.
Take it as you will. You can use it, or, if your teenagers want to color their hair, you can read over this first and see if it's worth it in your household.
Wow, isn't that an...interesting party tip. What are you supposed to do, start shouting "LOOK OVER HERE! Here, I'll do a little dance to distract you so you don't see how badly he's cutting that turkey!"