Sexy

I think Halloween is kind of geared towards women. If you're a guy trying to find a Halloween costume that's "sexy," there are not a lot of options. You can be like a Johnny Depp pirate, a cowboy or maybe like Aladdin or something dumb. On the other hand, women have sexy everything. I mean EVERYTHING.

Some cities more than others need to have sexy brought back.

Figuring out what makes someone sexy is no laughing matter. Or is it?

Thanks to Mitt Romney and a bunch of merry meme makers, Big Bird is hot. Thanks to the novelty costume makers at Yandy.com, Big Bird is sexy. Ick.