There may be hope for the existence of a real-life Superman. He's a little young right now, but he's already got the attire, the awesomely nonchalant attitude, and the ability to fall out of a window and land on his feet.
Okay, I admit it, I can be a little judgmental sometime, and even a curmudgeon, but I can not believe my latest rant will not find a kindred spirit out there.