The other day, I went to the People's Republic of Walton in order to procure said felines some kibble food product. Well. I think a lot of you pet owners out there know what happened next.
That is, of course, assuming a teenager wants to be seen in public with their Dad. I don't know if I can help you with that one, Pops. But hey, if she does, why not get yourself some tickets?!
And you're learning a skill that is going to be heckin useful until the end of your days. Don't believe me? Let's go into the theater of your mind, shall we? A journey into a wondrous land of imagination.
Not exactly "party animal" material, you dig. BUT, maybe I can be motivated for a good cause? A really good cause, even! So what the heck am I blathering on about? The 5th Annual Lion's Club Pub Crawl!
Wanna go somewhere for a nice Spring Drive? Sure, let's hop in the cart - because rolling down windows is for SUCKERS! Got a kid with a license, but no car yet? Let 'em take the cart to the high school dance! Grandma's tired of super high insurance premiums? CART IT.