A teenager complained recently that the iPhone dock in his car didn't work. But the dealership found his car didn't have one. It had a TAPE DECK. He didn't know what it was, so he kept shoving his phone in and scratching it.
"Was that live? Are we live?" asked Fox 5 reporter Brad Wills after his beach report was interrupted by a massive, fearsome, Godzilla-like creature -- wait, no, it was only a bug buzzing around. Yeah, just a wee insect.
You know that reaction dogs have when you return home? You know, the one where the tail is moving a million miles a minute because they're so happy you've pulled this amazing stunt where you've somehow made it back? That's a reaction this dog owner in Britain didn't know if…