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I can sure you, however, she has a tiny little walnut brain, and does not have a real grasp on the concept of what she should and shouldn't be eating this 4th of July holiday.

Looking back on it, it was a mass of papercuts, ink stains, and wasted time.

Well, I'm sorry guys, my detective skills only go so far.  I'm a beat reporter with an opinion column, ain't nobody looking to me for serious answers. 

The two chefs randomly chose to make the exact same dish, even though they've never met before, and were only given one word for a theme.

Pray for me.

Donna saw from time to time that friends would say they could come by to hang out with him, but... a lot of times life happened, and they just flaked on him.

It's a site comprised of reader submissions where they explain their nightmare interactions with the public. Think of all the worst Karens you've ever heard of, or shoppers who just refuse to read signs, people who holler at the cashier when their coupon is expired, you get it.

This year, for Valentine's Day, the San Antonio Zoo says the perfect gift for your loved one is a Madagascar hissing cockroach.

NOPE NOPE NOPE. NO, thank you. That straight up looks like it belongs in a zoo!

I decided to compile some of my favorites from this past year and list them all here with a few of whys and hows. I know fifteen might SOUND like a lot, but it's not in comparison to the rest of the year.