Internet

You can now save $30 a month on internet if you qualify.

Before, as long as I knew a package was coming within like, a week of when they said it was going to be there, that was good enough.

And now you might be thinking, "Surely it has petered out by now. I mean, the neighbor's family has to be reigning him in by now, right?" WRONG.

I see all the time that kids have a hard time navigating social media (heck, there are a lot of hateful and ignorant ADULTS out there, not even looking at the kids).

Now people who need "cheaters" to read articles don't have to mess with their computer browser to make the words bigger, now they can just click the icon and have the posts read to them! 

So I figure, if I can test at home, that's another step I can take on my part. Then if I might be contagious, I can stay the heck home.

I was a stay inside, read a lot of books kind of kid.  If I could be, I was inside. Although I did have a Pogo Ball, and those things were the COOLEST.

So Chiefs fans, do you love it, or do you LOVE IT? 

Is this something you would try at home? Have you tried this kind of thing before? How'd it turn out?

I don't want the hard working guy driving the Tuesday night shift, putting himself through school, judging me on my frumpy house pants, my frizzy unkempt hair, and my "stayin at home" shirt from 1998.