Internet

NOPE NOPE NOPE. NO, thank you. That straight up looks like it belongs in a zoo!

I decided to compile some of my favorites from this past year and list them all here with a few of whys and hows. I know fifteen might SOUND like a lot, but it's not in comparison to the rest of the year.

But yeah, 10/10 Would Get Spat On Again.

So anyway, they send you the stuff, but they also give you a little tutorial about how you should be using it. Apparently I have been applying the products in my hair incorrectly since, well, ever.

Well, and sometimes... there's that guy you shouldn't have married.

You can now save $30 a month on internet if you qualify.

Before, as long as I knew a package was coming within like, a week of when they said it was going to be there, that was good enough.

And now you might be thinking, "Surely it has petered out by now. I mean, the neighbor's family has to be reigning him in by now, right?" WRONG.

I see all the time that kids have a hard time navigating social media (heck, there are a lot of hateful and ignorant ADULTS out there, not even looking at the kids).

Now people who need "cheaters" to read articles don't have to mess with their computer browser to make the words bigger, now they can just click the icon and have the posts read to them!