She just sits around and takes up space while I do all the work. I know you guys are probably thinking I'm being petty and a horrible co-worker. But I have PROOF.
There's Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank, Steve Jr., Claribel, Kibum, Jacinda, Captain Crocodile, Trixie, Lon Cheney, Troy McClure*, Irving, Trey (aka Steve the Third) and one of my newest, Pierre.
I just told you that you're going to get peed on by random bugs that hibernate for long enough to get a driver's license. And that sounds disgusting, right? Well, it's really kind of okay.