CHRIS HEMSWORTH has been named "People" magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.  The runners-up include Chris Pratt, Blake Shelton, Bradley Cooper, Michael Strahan, Tim Tebow, and Idris Elba."People" magazine has chosen THOR . . . a.k.a. CHRIS HEMSWORTH . . . as the Sexiest Man Alive.  And he's hoping it gives him a little advantage over his wife ELSA PATAKY at home.

He says, quote, "I can just say to her, 'Now remember, this is what the people think, so I don't need to do the dishes anymore, I don't need to change diapers.  I'm above that.  I've made it now.'"

This year's other Sexiest Men Alive include:

Chris' "Thor" co-star Idris Elba . . . Chris Pratt and his "Guardians of the Galaxy" co-star Bradley Cooper . . . "Fifty Shades of Grey" star Jamie Dornan . . . "White Collar" star Matt Bomer . . . Blake Shelton . . . Michael Strahan . . . Tim Tebow . . . and Eddie Redmayne, who plays Stephen Hawking in "The Theory of Everything".

Really, though?  Thor?  He seems kinda squinty to me (not that there's anything wrong with that). Open your dang eyes, man!  And I've never been a huge fan of super muscly dudes, they look like they're uncomfortable all the time.  You know, like they can never find a shirt that fits.  I imagine it's a lot of pinched sleeves.  And it seems like they always sit down kinda funny.  Anyway.  I'll take a nerd anytime over the superhero.

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UNLESS you're going for the rare nerd/superhero combo, and then I just get confused.

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You may be the Star Lord, but you'll always be Andy Dwyer to me.  Anyway, I thought I'd ask you guys what you think about this list.  Who do you think are the most attractive celebrities out there?  Supermodels, professional athletes, movie stars, tv actors, musicians, anybody famous is up for grabs.  We're not saying you don't think your significant other is attractive or anything. But everybody has seen a magazine and thought, "Oh, they're cute".  Well, tell me about it! Tell me who some of your favorites are and we'll share your answers on the air!

Hammer-ly yours,

Behka