Off Kilter Christmas Songs: The Christmas Mom Rap
I like Christmas songs well enough. And I've said it before, you can kind of get into a rut if you're listening to the same five or ten Christmas songs.
So today I bring you another Off Kilter Christmas song I found on the internet. Hooray for the YouTubes! It's actually somewhat older (2017). Basically this guy raps a song about his Mom calling him ungrateful and lazy on Christmas. It sounds bad, but it's actually pretty funny.
See, this is funny to me because a lot of what the Mom character said is stuff that my Mom and Grandmothers would have said/have said to me.
"I don't know who you're talking to like that"
"That better not be a tone!"
"Cause I told you to!"
"Don't you talk back!"
"I'll knock you back to Christmas past, present, and future!"
I've never been smacked with a belt, but I've heard about it happening so that's another little dose of reality at the end.
Either way, it's a fun little song that you might enjoy. And if nothing else, it's a giggle before you settle in for your real Christmas Day scolding from Mom. I'm kidding! I'm just playing around, you guys.
Anyway, I hope you like it. Maybe you can send me some of your favorite Christmas songs that aren't quite normal. Maybe they're funny, maybe they're silly, maybe they're crazy, I don't know. Feel free to lay them on me anytime. Well. Hopefully at Christmas time. I'm not one of those people that listens to Christmas music just because.