Funny

I mean, my talents aren't always needed. But sometimes you just need a warm body and a little helpful spirit to make a difference, right? Right.

Either way, I like the cut of this homeowner's jib.  I like where they went with this, and I think they'll be able to sell the place pretty quick. 

It's not even like she's hungry, there's food in the bowl. I guess she has FOMO on that sweet wet food?

You might see someone's amusing bumper sticker in a parking lot. And sometimes.. you see that sense of humor in signs at local businesses.

It's a pretty fanciful way to say your ex will be cuffed, driven to a police station and have their mugshot taken before spending the night in the pokey.

"That better not be a tone!"

This is exactly the kind of weird stuff I would do to try to embarrass my children and make them roll their eyes at me.

"MITCHELL!!"

It has never even OCCURRED to me to do it.

I've been reaching out to you guys and asking you a question every day, and you've been giving some great answers. We've talked about everything from movies to superstitions to your relationship, and you haven't been shy about your opinions!