Funny

I don't even know with this animal anymore. I don't get her. I have questions myself, you know. But do I get answers? No.

I mean, my talents aren't always needed. But sometimes you just need a warm body and a little helpful spirit to make a difference, right? Right.

Either way, I like the cut of this homeowner's jib.  I like where they went with this, and I think they'll be able to sell the place pretty quick. 

It's not even like she's hungry, there's food in the bowl. I guess she has FOMO on that sweet wet food?

You might see someone's amusing bumper sticker in a parking lot. And sometimes.. you see that sense of humor in signs at local businesses.

It's a pretty fanciful way to say your ex will be cuffed, driven to a police station and have their mugshot taken before spending the night in the pokey.

"That better not be a tone!"

This is exactly the kind of weird stuff I would do to try to embarrass my children and make them roll their eyes at me.

"MITCHELL!!"

It has never even OCCURRED to me to do it.