Seven Lame Halloween Costume Ideas to Wear in Sedalia

We are approaching Halloween; you've got one last chance to grab a Halloween costume and commit to it. I am a last second type of guy, no matter what the scenario is. I have yet to buy a Halloween costume and I'm sure many of you are in the same boat. Here are some lame Halloween costume ideas.

Miley Cyrus

Halloween is in late October. It’s cold and she barely wears clothes, so you could wind up with pneumonia.

Aaron Hernandez

Going as an actual real-life killer is not cool.

A member of Congress

We already see enough of these clowns on the news and we don't want Halloween to be shut down.

Tim Tebow

Your candy will most likely be intercepted and you won't know what jersey to wear

An Issue of the Sedalia Democrat

It will cost you money to look at photos of this costume online...

Walter White

Watch out for the Sedalia STING Unit, they have been busy lately!

Mid-Mo Outlaws Player

Do you stay inside or do you go outside?  Actually, we're not sure these guys exist anymore.

What costumes do you NOT want to see on your block this Halloween?