Social Media

And now you might be thinking, "Surely it has petered out by now. I mean, the neighbor's family has to be reigning him in by now, right?" WRONG.

I see all the time that kids have a hard time navigating social media (heck, there are a lot of hateful and ignorant ADULTS out there, not even looking at the kids).

I think the Tee Haus was one of those distinct Warrensburg places that we won't see again for a while. But isn't that the way it's supposed to be?

It's a pretty fanciful way to say your ex will be cuffed, driven to a police station and have their mugshot taken before spending the night in the pokey.

Who thought putting these two things together would be an amazing idea? This had to have been a dare. Some teenager playing video games in their basement dared their other stupid friend to do this.

A gun, wood in the windows, flat tires, camera footage, and an order of protection all over "Trash Missouri Limestone".

So I thought to myself, "Self, let's not do this again. There have to be better hiccup cures out there by now."

I have one friend in New Zealand, Donna (I sent her a big box of American candy once, and she invited me to watch her wedding online), that I've never met.

Yeah. There's no need randomly try to drag race me on Limit.

"If you just tell the truth, I won't get mad."