Black Friday is Just a Few Days Away, Are You Ready?
Do you have your plan laid out? Have you gathered your friends and family and went over your course of attack? Or, do you say "Pffhhhh!!!"...go for it, I'm sleeping in!
Do you love a great bargain? Are you one of those that will get up at O'dark thirty and/or camp out for hours or even days just to get that prime spot in front of your favorite retailer?
I've never done the Black Friday thing. I'm sorry. I'm not about to stand in the middle of hundreds of people, in the dark and cold, to run inside, get trampled, bumped into to, only to find out the FurReal Friends StarLily, My Magical Unicorn or the Meccano MeccNoid Personal Robot is sold out. (Whatever happened to Lincoln Logs and Tinkertoys or an Etch-A-Sketch?)
Instead I'll be dreaming of pumpkin pie, turkey legs, and Grandmas oyster dressing. I may even get up at 3:30, just long enough to look out the window, run to the bathroom, jump back in bed and pull the covers back up to my chin and mutter, "Pffhhhh...go for it, I'm going back to sleep."